*Wishful Thinking*

Dear Casting Director,

Thank you so much for stopping by my blog.  I'm so pleased you've decided to take a chance on someone you've never seen read before, and that you cared enough to click on the link to my website and do some research to find just the right young, beautiful, yet unknown actress to fill that amazing part in the quirky yet extraordinarily well-written independent film you've been casting for the past few weeks--me.  As soon as I finish up my run on Broadway as "Mary Jane" in Spider-Man: The Musical, I'll be thrilled to get to work with my co-stars Zooey Deschanel and John Goodman to make the best film we possibly can. 

I don't usually pose like this, but I've attached a recent snapshot for your review, to show what I actually look like as of today.  I just wanted you to see an up-to-the-minute photo, although I realize my recent headshots are a nearly perfect representation of my day-to-day, just-cheap-enough-to-show-how-uber-wealthy-I-am "look" that I've been perfecting as of late, and my hair and makeup are impeccable, as always.

Please feel free to contact my incredible agent, Deb, who has recently moved to the William Morris Agency, with your ridiculously high offer for the role.  All the best!

Love,

Angela